Certified Chaos T-Shirt – Bad Decisions, Good Stories, Great Tee

$19.95

Whether it’s a wild road trip, spontaneous karaoke, or a flaming cup incident you don’t fully remember — this shirt gets it.
Featuring a wild-eyed cartoon character, retro-style block lettering, and full-blown storytime energy, it’s the perfect tribute to your most questionable choices.

  • 100% cotton – breathable for your next disaster

  • Classic fit, because chaos looks good on everyone

  • High-quality DTG print that holds up through many hangovers

  • Machine washable (even if your memories aren’t)

  • Sizes S to 5XL

Certified chaotic. Mildly unhinged. Maximum comfort.

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  • 100% cotton
  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.