Aging? Weird Flex. Tee for the Chronologically Confused
You’re not old. You’re just... time-traveled.
This hilarious tee sums up that moment of existential crisis when you realize the “old people” are your peers now. Featuring retro hand-drawn fonts, groovy colors, and a vintage flower flourish that screams “I’m youthful enough.”
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100% cotton with zero denial
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Bold, multi-color text on transparent background
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Pre-shrunk, machine-washable, midlife-meltdown ready
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Classic unisex fit for Gen X, Millennials, and whoever keeps lying about their age
Perfect for birthdays, reunions, or when the cashier calls you “ma’am” and your back suddenly hurts.
🔗 Grab it before you start yelling at clouds.
More details
- 100% cotton
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: TheWolfandtheButterfly
- Email: contact@support.shop.thewolfandthebutterfly.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Aging? Weird Flex. Tee for the Chronologically Confused Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
|
28
|
18
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15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
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L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
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2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
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3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
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