WTF Is a Kilometer Funny Metric System T-Shirt – Vintage-Style Confused Explorer Tee
Forget kilometers — this hilarious tee speaks fluent 'Murican confusion. Featuring a retro explorer trying to decode a “Metric Map,” this shirt is perfect for anyone who still measures things in football fields and ‘yea big.’ The distressed vintage art gives it an old-school charm, and the heavy cotton feels as solid as your commitment to not learning the metric system.
Features:
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Classic fit, 100% preshrunk cotton
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Durable double-needle stitching
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Unisex sizing: fits metric-averse humans of all types
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Printed on Gildan 5000 – a T-shirt so American, it doesn’t even recognize kilometers
👉 Get lost in style — grab yours now and proudly stay metrically challenged.
More details
- 100% cotton
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: TheWolfandtheButterfly
- Email: contact@support.shop.thewolfandthebutterfly.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
WTF Is a Kilometer Funny Metric System T-Shirt – Vintage-Style Confused Explorer Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|