I Hunt Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon | Funny Vintage Hunting T-Shirt for Hunters
When society says “no” to throwing punches, the forest says “yes” to hunting season. This vintage-style “I Hunt Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon” shirt is the ultimate stress relief uniform for hunters who prefer venison over violence.
Made with 100% cotton, it’s as rugged as your sense of humor and as comfortable as your favorite tree stand. Perfect for opening day, hanging at camp, or just subtly warning people at the grocery store.
🦌 100% preshrunk cotton
💪 Classic fit
🎯 Double-stitched hems for durability
🔥 Makes a great gift for grumpy uncles and trigger-happy dads
Add to cart now and let your shirt do the talking. Punch-free.
More details
- 100% cotton
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: TheWolfandtheButterfly
- Email: contact@support.shop.thewolfandthebutterfly.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I Hunt Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon | Funny Vintage Hunting T-Shirt for Hunters Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|